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The 11th Husband

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The 11th Husband

Postby admin » Sun Feb 03, 2008 15:30

The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband # 2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

Husband # 3 was from Field Services;
he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband # 5 was an Engineer,
he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

Husband # 6 was from Administration;
he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband # 7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist;
all he did was talk about it.

Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector;
all he ever did was........... God I miss him.

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the GOVERNMENT; This time, I know I'm gonna get screwed."
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